Best Friend: I have no best friend.
this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
my life is a joke lol
[concerned pete wentz face]
WHAT IS ON HIS NECK THIS IS ILLEGAL
can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets